You see, I look the way I do and you look the way you do and that's the difference between a lover and a nerd. - Lex to Jack

That's your cue to kiss her, do I have to tell you how to do everything? - Lex to Bray and Amber

No one could replace Amber, Danni, even if they tried. - Salene to Danni

Ryan, do you remember once, in another lifetime, me asking you to find some rubber bands?! - Amber to Ryan

I know what that is. That's a baby! - Patsy

I take it back. This man has Ketchup! - Dal

Lex-"What's this? Balloons? Are you going to throw the Loco's a party?
Jack - "Sort of. One Hot Rod radio car in the sewers, one matchbox strip glued onto the wheel, pressed up against the matches. The matches are under the first balloon..., which is full of petrol. The rest of the balloons, hanging all the way down the tunnel, start the car, the wheels spin, light the matches and-"
Lex -" BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!"
Dal -"Heavy"
Lex -"But brilliant!"

What about ex-boyfriends, what do they do when their girl suddenly reappears on the scene? - Amber to Bray

Listen to them all. Squabbling like animals over food. That's the future isn't it? That's my daughter's future. - Trudy

Amber Oh! Mr. High and Mighty! Mr. self-righteous! You are a number one selfish jerk!
Trudy - You're upsetting the baby!
Amber Then why don't you just go?! All of you! You are both so selfish! You do nothing to help. You take and never give. You use Salene as a slave!
Trudy She's pushed her way in. She's after Bray!
Bray - Trudy!
Amber And you- you think you're so intelligent! So clever! Winding Lex up like that! Trying to humiliate him! Well at least he had the guts to stand for leader.
Bray Hey, I don't believe in leaders.
Amber Well then Bray, what do you believe in. Anything? Nothing? Perhaps when you've figured it out you can come down off your pedestal and tell us poor little morons!

Who's gonna want a single mother when there's all that talent flaunting itself? -Trudy

Boys and sticks, its pathetic. - Amber

Trudy I saw you sitting next to her!
Bray So what was I doing? Holding her hand?
Trudy You probably were for all I know. They were probably all watching and saying "Poor Trudy, poor Girl, hasn't got a chance!"

I thought all the Tribes were about to kiss and make up. - Amber

For a clever guy you can be pretty stupid. - Dal

I'm talking to the Organ Grinder, not the monkey. - Bray

And you can take your creamed rice with you. - Tai-San

The Supreme Mother never begs. - The Guardian to Trudy

Lex I hated him cos he's a selfish, arrogant CREEP!
Bray - So you framed me.
Lex - Are you still here?
Bray - Let me just say this. If you let him ruin your lives, that's your fault. You deserve everything you get!
Trudy And Brady! Does she deserve it?
Bray I'm sorry Trudy, but I've had enough.
*Moves to leave*
Excuse me please, Jack!
Jack - Wait... I know where the water came from. Bray's telling the truth. I know who put it there.
Lex - You'd better have some hard evidence, Jack!
Amber Tell us Jack.
Jack - It was...
KC - ME! I did it! I was angry at Bray cos he was throwing his weight around. It was wrong and I'm really sorry.
Bray - *looks at Lex* Did you put him up to this?
Lex - I didn't hear him say that!
KC No. It was all my idea.
Bray - OK then let's vote to see whether we throw KC out. Let's see what Lex has to say about it.
Lex - Just hold on a minute......
Bray No! You were willing to throw me out. Now we have a real crime and a real culprit. What do you say?
Trudy I think we should vote on it. What do you say Amber?
*Bob barks*
Cloe- Patsy!
Amber- Where on earth have you been?
Patsy Before you all get mad at me, there's someone I'd like you to meet. *Gestures behind her* Come in. It's all right. Jack was right. What Jack saw on his video camera was a grown man. And I found him.
*Enter grown up*
Lex- What are you doing here?
'Grown up'- Lex?
Lex- Who are you and how do you know my name?
'grown up'- You really don't recognize me do you? It's your old pal...Glenn.
*Glenn collapses*
Lex- Glenn?

If you don't mind I'd like to live a little longer - Ebony

Power and chaos- it's the only way! - Zoot

I'd rather take a bath, with a shark! - Lex

KC Let's take Porky for a walk
Cloe - Pigs don't take walks.
KC - They have legs dont they?
Cloe Of course.
KC - Then they take walks.

Zandra I feel terrible.
Lex You look terrible.

Ah, it can listen. - Amber

These Tribe leaders, they get too much power. - Lex

Tai-San I don't know why I love him so much. He's deceitful, dishonorable...
Alice Honey he's right down bad but that's only half the attraction!

I'm gonna teach you a lesson you'll never forget - Lex
Embroidery? - Ebony

Do you remember the 11th commandment? Thou shall not shoot thyself in the foot! - Ebony to Lex

Lex - Oy! Remember me?
Ebony You look stupid.
Lex - Well not half as stupid as I do without them!

Lex Congratulations, you just signed your own death warrant!

Why do any women cry?? Perhaps she thought of something sad...like that dog dying...Bob...yeah that must have been it. - Drunk Lex

You knew I loved Bray...it was always Bray - Trudy

We're leaving and we're never coming back. Once this is on no one would hear you even if anyone came, not even if you were begging on your knees. - Spike
Ebony never begs. Ebony

Lex What's this? Did I forget to renew my library books again?
Glenn Well if it isn't my old pal Lex...
Lex - Uh Hey Glenn!

I'm on my way out anyway. I don't mind who I take with me. - Spike

Jack - So am I right in thinking that you don't want the antidote any more?
Lex - Yeah.
Jack - I see. So I've been working flat out. No food, No sleep, trying to help you! But you don't want it any more! You'd rather listen to a whole load of Mumbo Jumbo!!!
Lex - It's not like that.
Jack - Science not good enough? Here we've got the technology, but NO! Lex wants potion and spells, from the land of Goblins and Giants!
Lex - Why you little...
Jack - OOH. Is the Zen master gonna lose control?
Dal - Cool it Jack!
Lex - You're entitled to your own opinion...

Tai-San: "Not dancing Lex?"
Lex: "Not in the mood."
Tai-San: "Oh go on, make a girl happy. You want some?"
Lex: "I'm not drinking either."
Tai-San: "It's ok it's herbal tonic, good for energy."
Lex: "Ok thanks .........augh!"
Tai-San: "Of course, it's not to everyone's taste."
Lex: "Well it would be, if I really wanted to vomit. - Season Two

Lex: "I'm telling you this is the new me. The old Lex would've had a look at the rota and got someone else to do the dishes but the new Lex just gets on with it.
Jack: "I think I liked the old Lex better, at least the old Lex made less noise." - Season Two

Lex: "The problem with women is that they look tough on the outside, and they think they can handlestuff. But once you win them over, they go all mushy on you likelike one of those self-centered chocolates. I mean take Alice .....oh I wish someone would take Alice! - Season Two
Tai-San: "Don't you ever knock?"
Lex: "Not when there's no door." - Season Two
Salene: "As Amber's food deputy I'm not authorized to give you any more."
Lex: "Amber's food deputy? C'mon Salene I'm a growing boy."
Salene: "The same is true for Ryan."
Lex: "Not as much brain to feed."
Salene: "And Dal?"
Lex: "Not as much muscle." - Season One
Lex: "Goal!"
Ryan: "Lex, Lex.... someone's stolen our money."
Lex: "Well you'd better call the police then quick."
Ryan: "Lex don't be soft, there aren't any police."
Lex: "Mmm, sorry, I forgot our world has crashed."
Ryan: "Lex that was our life savings, what are we gonna do?"
Lex: "Make a trap, catch the thief red handed."
Ryan: "Like what?"
Lex: "That's where you have to use your loaf... can't be too hard."
Ryan: "Any ideas Lex? Anything at all?"
Lex: "Surprise me Sherlock!" - Season One
Zandra: "What are you looking at?"
Lex: "What do you think? Those are very nice too."
Zandra: "You're disgusting Lex."
Lex: "Me?"
Zandra: "Sorry, its that baby, it weed all over me."
Lex: "Oh darn it."
Zandra: "As if you'd care."
Lex: "Come here, I'll show you how much I care." - Season One
Lex: "So you're on the mend?"
Trudy: "Feeling better by the minute."
Lex: "Good."
Bray: "Glad you're pleased."
Lex: "I wouldn't chuck out a mother and her baby! What do you think I am?"
Bray: "Fine, I'm glad we've got that sorted, now was there anything else you wanted?"
Lex: "No, just a friendly visit. I'll leave you two lovebirds to snog in peace. - Season One
Trudy: "What have I done to you?"
Lex: "Nothing personal, we voted you out and now you're leaving."
Trudy: "Bray invited me to stay."
Lex: And who is he to do that? Some of us didn't want him either."
Trudy: "Do I have a choice?"
Lex: "Yeah... you can leave tomorrow or the next day."
Trudy: "Gee thanks."
Lex: "Don't mention it, especially not to lover boy. You wouldn't want him to get his face smashed up now would you? - Season One
Bray: "Look, like Danni said..."
Lex: "I know it's not a good time, but when is Bray? Y'know the Chosen could be on their way right now looking for Trudy and the baby. And all I can see is a few lengths of extra bell wire and you two eating each others faces!" - Season Two
Lex: "Hey."
Ryan: "What happened?"
Lex: "I don't know but I'm glad I slept through it."
Ryan: "Where am I?"
Lex: "In my bed that's where, and uninvited. This is a strictly invitation only place and an exclusive one at that." - Season Two
KC: "I was going to go do some work. Wanna come?"
Lex: "KC how old are you?"
KC: "12."
Lex: "Exactly, you're a kid. So go and be a kid... go and, I don't know, go ahead and steal me something." - Season Two
Alice: "Lex, what's this?"
Lex: "It looks like a bottle but, I don't know, I've been wrong before." - Season Two
Jack: "So if I like this girl, not that there is any particular girl, then she'll like me?"
Lex: "No, see cus you look the way you do and I look the way I do. And that's the difference between a lover and a nerd." - Season Two
It was still me who blew her up. KC

"Jack, tell me honestly, I mean, what are our chances here?" - BRAY
"Well I'd put mine at about 90%, and I'm not so sure about yours" - JACK
"Don't get cocky!" - BRAY

*LEX APPEARS WITH A FEW OTHERS*
"Here they are. The meanest bunch of desperados this side of sector 10" - LEX
"Great. Great, lets do it. Jack, Ryan, you guys go on ahead. Lex you tell your guys to round up the others and keep them out of sight - surprise is gonna be the key" - BRAY
"Wait a minute...um...what others?" - LEX
"The people. You know, the tribes" - BRAY
*LEX LOOKS GUILTY*
"You were gonna mobilize the people! What are you telling me? This is it? Are you kidding? Lex we need an army, we need an army Lex!" - BRAY
"You have no idea what we're facing out there! The people don't wanna fight. The people wanna lie down, role over and play dead. I'm lucky I got anyone!" - LEX
"Don't you get it yet? We are gonna be massacred!" - BRAY
*SOME PEOPLE RUN AWAY*
"No, wait! Wait! Where are you going? Come back you cowards! Nice one Bray! Do you have any idea how long it took me to whip up that lot?" - LEX
"This is no back ally brawl Lex. We're fighting for the whole city here" - BRAY
"Right. You think you can do better? You go out and try!" - LEX
"I couldn't do any worse, could I?" - BRAY
*BRAY STORMS OUT*
"Fine! Leave! Don't worry about us, we'll be just fine without ya!" LEX

"What are you looking at? What are you looking at? Huh! Lex is my name. Sexy Lexy. Well take a good look! I guess you all know who you are." Lex


"Hello? Is anyone there? Hello?" - BRAY
"Salene? Salene!" - RYAN
"Damn it!" - LEX
"SALENE!" - RYAN
"The Chosen must have got here first" - BRAY
"Yeah. Nice one Bray. You think that up all by yourself?" - LEX
"Oh no, no. Don't take this out on me Lex" - BRAY
"Who am I supposed to take it out on? It was you and Danni who got us into this in the first place!" - LEX
"We didn't" - BRAY
"I don't want to hear this, OK? You screwed up and you know it!" - LEX
"Fine. FINE. Whatever!" - BRAY
"From now on, we do everything my way" - LEX
"And what do you want to do?" - BRAY
"Alright. First things first. I'm wanna hunt down this fruitcake, this Guardian whatever-his-name-is, and I'm gonna tear his arms off!" - LEX
*SARCASTIC CLAP FROM BRAY*
"Good plan Lex" - BRAY
"You got a better one?" - LEX
"You just stopped me from doing exactly same thing, remember? The best way to save Danni? Oh, 'Sit tight Bray'?" - BRAY
"This is different" - LEX
"How?" - BRAY
"In case you haven't remembered Bray, I'm married now. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY HONEYMOON!" - LEX
"Supposed to be mine as well. My wife's missing too. So let's stop arguing and think of a way to get them back!" RYAN

"Yeah well Ebony's cracked. This is the Chosen we're talking about. If they get to the alarms we're gonna need iron bars not an extra set of bells" - LEX
"yeah, I can really see them going 'Run run, they've got 2 sets of alarms!'" - KC
"Yeah right. 'Oh mighty Zoot, you never warned us about this one!'" LEX


LEX LOOKS UP TO SEE TRUDY LOOKING AT HIM
"I'm out here for something to eat" - TRUDY
"Trudy go back to bed, I'll get you something" - SALENE
KC LEANS OVER TO LEX AND WHISPERS SOMETHING
"What did you say!" - TRUDY
"Nothing" - KC
"Don't tell me nothing - do you think I'm a fool? I know when I'm being talked about!" - TRUDY
"Trudy, please" - SALENE
"Oh you'd love to know, wouldn't you! All of you, in every detail! Well I'm sorry to disappoint you, but that is my business and no one elses. So you can stop all your whispering and speculation, 'cus as far as you're concerned, NOTHING HAPPENED, GOT IT!" - TRUDY
TRUDY STORMS OFF
"What?" - JACK
"What did you say anyway?" - LEX
"Just, pass the sugar" - KC

"First you will join me in giving thanks to Zoot. All kneel. ALL KNEEL!" - The Guardian

We're Mall Rats. We're a protected species." - Dal

'NO MORE TEACHERS, NO MORE SCHOOLS, NO MORE BOOKS!'- Zoot

'BURN THE BOOKS, BURN THE BOOKS!'- Locos

'Democracies need defending'- Amber

'You know where you can stick your democracy'- Bray

'But that's my special soap!'- Zandra

'Tai-San, you are out of your warped little mind'- Jack

'Are you talking about the girl or the cat?!'- Amber

'Are you saying I haven't got anything better to do than paint my nails?'- Zandra

'Power and Chaos...it's the ONLY way'- Zoot

'Don't be so dramatic Amber, guys have dumped girls before and the world survived.'- Salene

'Ryan, one; Best- there isn't really a lot of choice is there? Two; Man- that's debatable. Three; Wedding- what wedding? There isn't going to be a wedding.'- Lex

'Everyone expects me to be their mother, but no one thinks about what I want. And I'm fed up with it, so just for once get off my back and leave me alone!'- Amber

'Only a knock over the head with a large hammer could change Lex!'- Dal

'And what's one vote when the other two come from la-la land?'- Lex

Such a cheery soul isnt he? BRAY
What would we do without him? AMBER

'Fine, do what you like, have your party; trash the place for all I care, and you know what Patsy I don't care, I wish I never had, then maybe I wouldn't be stuck here with a bunch of losers like you. So go ahead, sit moping in this filth I came back to and wait for the virus to get you, because I DON'T CARE!'- Amber

'No, Lex isn't scared; he's petrified.'- Amber

'You think if I drink this I'll turn into a monster?'- Lex
'Too late Lex.'- Bray

'You're a pathetic little kid playing games in a grown up world KC, just get out of my face!'- Amber

'You heard me, you've caused enough trouble, if you don't like it here go back, no one will miss you.' Trudy

'I've never hit a dying man before, but there's always a first time.'- Danni

'Yeah, a weird sensation...like I'm in the room with a total fruitcake!'- Alice

Won't Danni be wondering where u are?'- Trudy
'She knows Im here'- Bray
'And she doesn't mind?'- Trudy
'Why should she?'- Bray
'You're so lucky to have someone'- Trudy
'Trudy, me and Danni aren't...'- Bray
'I feel so...alone'- Trudy
'But you're not alone. You've got the tribe remember?'- Bray
'Do I? Be honest Bray. The only reason they didn't chuck me out in the
first place was because of Brady!'- Trudy

'One person's dream can be another's nightmare.'- Tai-San

'Stop it she's tired!'- Cloe
'Tired? Ill give u tired...Isn't this cozy. A welcoming committee for the
idiot who lost my baby!!'- Trudy
'Trudy, can't you see she's upset?'- Trudy
'UPSET? Shell be hysterical one Im through with her!'- Trudy
'Trudy, stop it!'- Patsy
'Then tell me who took Brady...Have u got nothing to say?! You stupid,
careless, incompetent moron...o, so now Im the villain...because I made her cry?'- Trudy
'Trudy, your going too far'- Ryan
'You are unbelievable! I am the one suffering here not her! You don't
care.... none of you!'- Trudy

"Remember the eleventh commandment, thou shalt not shoot thyself in the foot" - Ebony

'Because daughter of mass murderer sounds sooo much better than just murderer'- Danni

'I don't know what she's got on you, but you just made yourself a pact with the devil.'- Danni

'So we're down a screaming brat, a scheming witch and now a hysterical mother; how much better can it get?'- Lex

'How can we take lives if we're trying to pass a law to protect it?'- Danni

'Ryan as a teacher, Lex as market Supervisor, We've really got something going here.'- Alice
'yeah, all we need is a pension scheme and it'll be like the virus never happened.'- Lex

You know we make a good team you and I.- Bray
Ive been trying to tell you that since High School- Ebony

'I'm a scientist...I lose things, forget birthdays and I'm more familiar with numbers than words!'- Jack

'Some happy couples, one doesn't believe in marriage and the other doesn't love her husband!'- Danni

'And what are Zoot's 4 wishes?'- Trudy
'To live in his followers, to destroy his enemies, to bring POWER + CHAOS and to free us from tomorrow.'- Patsy

'War?! I prefer...crusade.'- The Guardian

'Let me think, the leader's got long blonde hair, wears a white robe, likes talking about Zoot a whole lot and throwing people of buildings...ring any bells?'- Alice

'So you off again? Or did you want to play happy families in the woods? A cozy little twosome in a nice little cottage. Only, you forgot to ask Bray'- Lex

'I see you've been redecorating our mall. I must say I don't admire your taste in wallpaper though.'- Bray

'I've lost everything because of YOU, Danni...my tribe...my FREEDOM! And you ask me to join you? I'd rather go to HELL!'- Bray

'If you're gonna tell me you love me, you've sure got a funny way of showing it.'- Bray

'It's an apple? Apples have been doing people in since the beginning of time. Remember Adam? And Snowhite? Both lured to their fate by a shiny red apple, just like the one your holding in your hand. On the other hand, it might not be an apple at all.'- Alice

'Look, I've lived to see half the population wiped out, nothing surprises me anymore. Ok, I admit, Amber wasn't my favorite person, that doesn't mean I wish her dead. I'm really pleased she's OK.'- Ebony

'I'm Eagle now, there is no Amber. She died in a fire and she's not coming back. There is no Amber, so just forget her.'- Eagle

'I've got my own names for some of you lot...tortoise, mouse, chicken and don't forget Mr. Pussy Cat here...meeeoooww?'- Lex

'Oh, why don't you just go join the Chosen Salene? Once and for all. So tell them Zoot appeared to you in a bolt of lighting and told you to kiss his backside!'- Alice

'Does the Guardian wear women's underwear in bed?'- Lex

'Hi Trudy'- Eagle
'AMBER! But you're dead!'- The Supreme Mother
'Yeah, it's nice to see you too.'- Eagle

'I'll go along with it, but I don't think we're different people. Amber didn't die up there and I don't care what you call yourself, you'll always be Amber to me.'- Bray

Hey, if theyll be any fighting around here Ill be the one starting it.- Alice

'Love and hate, two sides of the same coin. One can become another with the flip of a finger.'- Tai-San

'Long Live Bray, the humanitarian! Lives saved, souls redeemed, consciences cleared and special rates for FRUITCAKES!'- Lex

'Zoot was a monster turned into a God by a lunatic!'- Ellie
'The Guardian is not a lunatic...'- Luke
'Oh, get real, the Guardian is a head-case!'- Ellie

'So let me get this straight. There's the rebels, but they're not here. Then there's Jack, Cloe, Ryan and Danni- all missing. Then there's Zandra, Dal and Patsy- may they rest in peace, and then there's, um...what's her name?'- Ned
'AMBER.'- Tally + Andy
'That's right, she's dead too, but then it turns out she's alive! It's beautiful!'- Ned

'We were digging around all over for you, you didn't get into some kind of hole did you?'- Alice

Actually I went up to one of the Guards. I said, Excuse me, could you recommend a wall I could knock a hole in and escape through? He said Certainly Madame, right this way.- Alice

'You mean you want US to be GOOD?!'- Andy
'No, I don't expect miracles, I just want you to stay out of trouble.'- Alice

I need a word.- Ebony
I have one, knock, its polite.- Amber

Whyd I have to fall for him, of all people?- Ellie
'Cos youre stupid. Sweetie, it runs in the family.- Alice

Remember the Chosen? Werent you their Spiritual leader for a while back there? Or was I just dreaming that?- Jack
Jack, I was kidnapped, just like you.- Trudy
The difference between you and me, Trudy, is that you bought that garbage. You sold your friends out and you were glad to do it.- Jack